* Be a taxi for your friends
* Get beans in DDL
* Act like a noob (running around TTC like you don't know where the streets are)
* Go to Cash HQ and put a bubble over your head that reads "bullion, sound, inv" and see how many offers you get.
* Chase after cogs yelling, "Please be my friend!"
* Create a new toon on a new account, clear the map, friend yourself (so you can get into River) and then with your 15 laff self, chase down high laffers and ask them if they're new.
* Go through ALL of the districts (including Welcome Valley for each district), finding any and all buildings and taking them down.
* Become the best there is at ALL of the trolley games.
* Run around in all areas with a bubble over your head saying, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!"
