I have no idea and this is probably the dumbest question ever....
I have no idea and this is probably the dumbest question ever....
A low laff toon with high/maxxed gags.
From a guide on TTC.Depends on how much time you have to devote to the project. Many supernoobs report that the fun is in the gag-building journey, rather than in the gags themselves.
Extremely dedicated players with lots of time to spare, excellent gag-building strategy, and good teamwork from their friends have built 25 laff toons with maxxed gags in less than a month. If you’re playing more casually and less systematically, it will take longer than that—possibly as long as 3-4 months.
Like everyone else said, a low laff toon with high or maxed gags, and often they have high level cog suits as well.
Sometimes good men have to do bad things to make the world right.
Low laff high gags
The First Rule of any Uber Toon
To make any uber toon with the minimum possible laff for its gags a toon must not fish (other than for tasks), race or golf. You can garden, but only with extreme caution (see below).
Two Track Sell Ubers
A toon is born with 15 laff. To stay at 15 laff, toons mustn’t turn in the toontorial task to “call Clarabelle”. In practice most toons don’t turn in their blackboard eraser task. It is even safer if you never defeat a cog in Toontown Central (TTC), thus you never recover a blackboard eraser from the cogs.
20 gags are all that a two tracker will ever be able to carry and 40 jellybeans is the maximum their purse will hold. Running out of beans is one of the most tedious things about building these toons.
The two tracker’s goal then is simply to grind away and max their throw and squirt gags and gain their sell suit. In the VP the two tracker is always only a hit away from going green. The biggest cog attack in VP is a -24 sweep attack from a level 11 Mingler (MNG11), while the level 12 Mr Hollywood (HW12) can also trip for -20. Either of those will wipe out even a maxed two tracker who began as a 15 laff level 1 Cold Caller (CC1).
For all uber toons it is well worth knowing what damage different cogs can do.
The challenge of the factory should not be underestimated for the two track uber. Goons in the warehouse hit for -10 and missed gags in
many of the factory rooms could spell disaster for this uber.
At the factory the side entrance has a laff limit of 31 so all your factories will be run from the front. Everyone has their own preferred routes through the factory. (My personal favourite factory route is Lobby, Boiler room, Pipe Room, Warehouse, Silos. This gives 584 merits with invasion and I find that entry to warehouse from the left gives better sighting of, and avoidance of the goons on the floor. )
The two track uber will max their sell suit at a minimum of 20 laff.
Three Track Sell Ubers
To gain three tracks it is necessary to complete all tasks in ttc.Thus minimum laff for this uber is 25 laff. There is a choice to be made about the third track; will it be toon-up or sound?
At the end of TTC your toon will be 25 laff, carry 25 gags and have a purse that holds 50 jellybeans and will be able to use their third gag track.
With a bit of shopping around in Donald's Dock (DD) it is usually possible to pick up the “carry 30 gags” task without having to take any more laff tasks. You might need to take one or two track animations for your 4th gag track, but you won’t need to finish the gag track by a long way. You may even be able to collect the carry 60 jellybeans task, if you are lucky.
With an extra track to work it will take a little longer to max all your gags. The general consensus is that you are an uber once throw and squirt are maxed. Don’t neglect that third track though – it will come in very handy in the VP.
The three track uber has the advantage over the two tracker that they can survive one hit – even the biggest (at -24 from the MNG11). However the VP is still a pretty risky place when gags start missing or underkills occur.
The three track uber will max their sell suit at a minimum of 30 laff.
Four Track Sell Ubers
To gain four tracks it is necessary to complete all the tasks in both TTC and DD. Here there are two choices of extra gag track to make; The first between sound and toon-up , the second between lure and drop .
At the end of DD your toon will have a minimum of 34 laff, be able to carry 30 gags and have a purse that holds 60 jellybeans.
Again, some task shopping in Daisy Gardens (DG) may allow this uber to carry 35 gags and have a larger purse holding 80 jellybeans.
The Four track uber will max their sell suit with a minimum of 39 laff.
A modern cash uber needs to complete all the tasks in each playground up to the end of the Brrrgh. You will have the 6 gag tracks of a regular big toon.
In Donald's Dreamland (DDL) the tasks are divided into sections; Completing the first section of DDL tasks gets you to 71 laff and 3 parts of your cash suit.
In the second section of DDL you are trying to get the remaining cashbot suit parts without completing any further laff tasks. You should also be able to complete the tasks to carry 70 gags and 200 jellybeans. You will have to pick up at least one (and possibly two) laff tasks in order to be offered those final suit parts. A wise choice here could save tears later. Shop around for a task or tasks that you can easily AVOID completing. If you choose tasks in the "cashbot dollar mint" for example then it is simply a matter of NEVER going into a dollar mint in your toony life! Or choose "defeat X double Talkers" and avoid them like the plague thereafter. (If you do happen to complete one of these laff tasks by accident, then avoid HQ officers at all costs.)
The minimum laff for a cash uber ready to CFO is 71 laff, with a gag bag that holds 70 gags and a purse which holds 200 jellybeans.
The cash only uber will max their suit at 76 laff.
However, many cash ubers finish the cashbot suit tasks with 72 laff (some very unlucky ones with 73) due to the amount of fishing required in tasks along the way.
(Some Cash ubers have a sell suit as well. Either they are a maxed sell uber who grows up to be a cash uber or they work their sell suit alongside their cash suit. Either way this uber will max their cash suit at a minimum of 81 laff if the sell suit is already maxed.)
A word about Fishing
Fish on a street rather than at a playground wherever possible. (There are times when you have to be in the playground.)
Return to the same street pond rather than moving to a new pond wherever possible. (There are times when you have to be in a specific playground.)
Once you have 9 new species empty your bucket immediately.
From that point on, empty your bucket after every single fish you catch until you catch that 10th new species (which you mustn't turn in). With the 10th new species sitting in your bucket you now have 19 more spaces for fish with which to complete all fishing tasks - good luck!
A Word about Gardening
Uber toons have their pride and may wish to max out their gardening skill in order to plant a statue. It can be done without gaining laff from gardening.
To gain a laff from gardening you need to plant and harvest 10 different flower species. To max gardening skill you need to plant and harvest 8 different types of flower. If you only ever plant ONE type of flower for each number of beans (i.e. 1 bean flowers, 2 bean flowers etc) you can max gardening skill without gaining the laff boost. Please proceed with extreme caution though to avoid the tears of an unwanted laff boost.
The Last Word
There are plenty of uber toons around who don't fit exactly the criteria described above. This post describes how to go about making your uber as small as possible. But exactly how you build your uber is up to you. It's a game! Have fun with your uber toon.
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Last edited by Cattatude; 05-10-2010 at 11:02:37 AM.